Blargh

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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arekelly:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

arekelly:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

apolojizzing:

when you hear the ice cream truck coming

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england:

france:

hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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» cuties

harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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